Grindhouse presents - DEATH PROOF. (2007)
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Actors: Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson, Quentin Tarantino, some other annoying chicks.
Grade: D+ (the + is for Kurt Russell)
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If I seem to ramble on endlessly about nothing much important in this review, you’ll have to forgive me, I saw Death Proof last night and it might have rubbed off […]

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“Hey asshole – keep your fucking voice down!” *repeated stab kicks to the ignorant fuckhead sitting in front of me at the cinema*. 
I used to love the cinema, but I fucking HATE it now. Am I becoming an old man who is easily agitated or are people becoming increasingly fucking ignorant these days? With their […]

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Ask me what I think of Adam Green I’ll reply with two words - “fucking legend”.
Adam Green is the creator & director of the insane horror film Hatchet and co-director of the very disturbing Spiral with one of Hatchet’s stars David Joel Moore.
Adam Green was nice enough to take the time out of what […]

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A tarted-up middle aged woman walks down the hallway and toward the front door of her own house. A little boy sits as close as possible to the television in the adjoining living room, glued to the hypnotic moving images emitted from the 51 cm cathode ray tube. The woman turns her head toward the […]

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ALIEN VS. PREDATOR – REQUIEM(2007)Starring:
Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth, Johnny Lewis, Kristen Hager, John Ortiz & Robert Joy.
Directed by:
Colin & Greg Strause (The Brothers Strause).

The Strause Brothers owe me big time. I’ve just paid a whole bunch of medical bills for going to the doctors and then to an optometrist and I blame those bastards! I […]

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Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Pinhead and the Leprechaun (they took pity on the lonely bastard) are all swimming in the ocean during a beautiful day at the beach.

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