This is more of a Screen to Notepad review of the film then an actual review, I just wrote this to pass along to Seb for the show but decided it would be for the better for everyone to experience this film as Seb and myself did.

This is the film from begining to end, Spoilers included.

ENJOY!!!

Fear No Evil.

The film starts out with a old lady do a voice over talking about how Lucifer was banned from Heaven and the 2nd coming.The old lady is actually a balding old man in a row boat going into a cave/ underground tunnel trying to find Gabreiel. (I think e has the septor from Indiana Jones) he fount a Church where people are dead and animals are hanging upside down… a lady feel and she ’s spiting blood trying to grab the priest and he stabs her… he run’s … (Lighting over a Castle) Priest finds more people and is chasing after the one dude screaming. (This old man can really move.) Ok the screaming guy is a Demon (My bad Lucifer) and the preist is actually Rafele. the Septor in his hand is then impaled into Lucifer afer he states “I will be reborn” (He killed himself.)
CreditsOpen’s up to a bunch of people at a house (Outside) Kids playing Ring around the Rosie, Pictures being taken and 2 people saying hi to Grandma. (Attack of the Brooklyn accent’s) hahaha….4 dudes in suits. A baby is born and 1 of the dudes has to take the baby with his wife to the Church.

Baptism scene of Andrew John… Blood is running from the baby and the holy water just filled with his blood and flowed over. The parents are screaming at each other on a Voiceover where it show’s a progression of the house then to 18 years later. (Which downgraded)

Andrew is at the table where it’s his 18th birthday, a cake is placed in front of him and parents are on both sides. He go’s to light a candle and the lights go out along with the other 17 lighted candles, the parents begin to fight and a iron falls on the face of “Maryen!!!” The Father screams “WHO ARE YOU???.”

*Cue crappy 80’s soft rock horror music*

High School… Teacher passes out papers and get’s smart with the kids. Andrew Williams get’s an A+ out of the whole class.

(More crappy music)

A guy pulls something out of his pants to get into his car, (Cue Sex Pistols … Anarchy in the UK) 2 teens have sex in the boiler room, then we find out that it’s not his car it’s the dude the banged the chick and get’s mad at his GF and slaps her.

Andrew hands his fellow classmate a note he left in the class and we hear this great line by the girl he was kissing. “I felt him touch me.”

Andrew’s Father begins to talk about Gardening and brag’s about his son to a some lady, he leaves to go back to his Bike. Then they talk about the Priest that killed himself (At least from what it sounds.)

Back to olden times, the old lady is a Angel who helped Rafele, he hands her a things to convince the Angels that they are Angels to her, as he dies his final words are: “Remember the Promise.” Cue back to present day where the old lady/Angel is weaping as the voice of Rafele states that “I’m unable to enter Human flesh again when it’s the 2nd coming but Gabriel is in body.”

Andrew kills a fly and lights a Cig for someone.

The Castle from the 1st scene is up for demolition…but Andrew is there and say’s “This place will live again” he put’s his hand to a statue and kneels as lights emit from it.

The kissing couple (Where Andrew handed the note too…still unsure on their names.) The guy proposed to his girl after saying he’s accepted into college.

One guy offers Andrew some Weed,

(Man’s Gym Shower Scene) Oh Boy!!!! *Shakes Head* Ughhhhh One dude came up to kiss Andrew or something and their kissing and kissing and their wet and nude. What the hell man!!!

The old lady is named Margret…she enters the Church, talks to the Priest and they discuss the Priest that died (Rafele) …. The Priest told Margret off about the trial of Tom (Rafele.)

(I’m guessing this is a dream sequence)… A house, inside Andrew is saying softs word’s “Come to me…I am the light” while feeling up the chick who was proposed. Andrew scratches her then leaves, she awakes. (I was right) The scratch is still there.

(Gym class again)

Andrew is late 54 seconds and has to do 54 push ups and sit ups….that sucks.

The class plays DODGEBALL!!!!!!!!!! The Retarted kid tackels someone. HAHAHA… Andrew is getting mad (Changes into Devil Mode) and the coach picks up a ball and throws it and it hit’s a classmate in the nuts/midchest and blasts him against the bleachers killing him, thanks to the super powers of Andrew.

(Burial scene)

Margret goes to another part of the grave to the Preists grave ….Andrew is on a swing transforms into Devil Mode, a branch falls onto Margret and now The girl who was proposed is called Gabreiel and begins to have visions of the dead priest, feeling his pain and all that goes with it. Margret awakes. Gabreiiel leaves her house to follow a voice which says “Follow Me” (How ironic) She comes to a house and it’s Margret (How Ironic…hahaha). Gabby starts to speak of the man in her dreams as Margo takes her as her Student and her Strength.

(If I confused you, sorry about that)

Strange things happen as Gabby asks why she’s here…Margo states that there are more of people like them … “Not 1 but 3.”

Andrew plays fetch with a dog, lures it into a barn and “Wack”…. Oh how suttle the barn is a Satanic Ritual haven for Andrew with upside down Crosses, Candles, Hanged Animals … He drinks the blood pouring from the dogs neck , he shakes, screams and begins to eat the dog on the table. SCREAM..

“You don’t mind me calling you DICK… Do you DICK??? Right Dick???” (That was funny.)

Margo tries to stop some type of play that has been a tradition for many years….HAHAHAHAHA…. OK SO EVERYONE IS ON THE BEACH AND THESE GIRLS COME UP TO A GUY WEARING A FLANNEN LONG SLEEVE SHIRT AND BLUE JEANS AND LONG HAIR / BEARD….ANYWAY THEY RUN UP TO HIM AND SAY “HI JESUS” AND HE GOES ” OH HEY.”

Andrew’s Father goes berserk in a bar.

“Excuse me everyone settle down the Play is about to begin”

Andrew is at the old Castle walking around slowly, he shakes and his voice changes talking in devil mode, making the dead rise from the Castle floor . The play is happening (Shhhh….Jesus is talking) Margo is crying again with Gabby by her side while stareing at the Septor. A group of Teens hop on a boat and drive to the Castle (I never expected this….I’m glued to my chair…HAHAHA) Andrew makes an Army of the dead, Margo and Gabby are at the boat docks and Andrews Father is still drunk and busts into the with the lady wanting the CIG (I think it’s the Mother and she can’t move???) The Father puts a gun to her head and pulls the trigger. (I don’t know how it happened but when he pulled the trigger it must have packed a punch to make her go from her chair to being thrown through a window.) Gabby is then taken away by the Police, since she has been missing for a few weeks (The Boat dude called the cops, in case you wondered)

2 teens are making out in the Castle pool or watering hole? Then a deadite paddles to them as more enter from the windows killing them and the few sitting at a fire at a different location of the Castle. Jesus is now being Crucified in the play, but now some type of evil power is at work making it seem that he’s really being Crucified….Oh wait Andrew is killing the Staged Jesus Everyone is screaming as they all begin to be covered in blood and die, but the guy who ran into the ocean got struck by lighting. Margo talks to the dead Jesus and finds where Andrew is located at the Temple.

More Deadite attacks at the Castle/Temple

The remaining 2 teens are stranded there, while Margo and Gabby get into a Motorboat and head you know where.

The final dude grows a pair of Breasts, Andrew and his fight he stabs himself on Andrews will, Andy then picks up the final girl and places her on a slab, he then picks up a knife to stab her. Margo and Gabby interupt and hit’s him with the Septor, Andrew runs away and starts to SCREAM again (Is it me or does Lucifer love to scream) Now they all met up at the same tree from the start of the film. Margo recites words to Andy/Lucifer in which he tries to repeat… but SCREAMS, Margo takes his hand places it to her chest…Gabby holds the septor. More word’s are spoken and SCREAMS. Andy tranforms into Gabby’s BF to decieve her, he kills Margo and turns into DEVIL MODE, Gabby crawls to the septor and turns it on??? She pin’s Andy/Lucifer to tree with it’s LIGHT and then it flies into the air striking the ground landing, which then we witness “THE PROMISE” (The best way to describe this is that the light striking Lucifer is a beacon and inside the light all the good Angels show up and form into 1.) Lucifer explodes and magical lights go everywhere.

THE END.