Starring: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith
Directed By: Patrick Lussier
Written By: Todd Farmer, Zane Smith
Grade: B
In my opinion the original My Bloody Valentine is vastly overrated. It had some good gore, but it quickly became repetitive and even annoying. I really didn’t have very high expectations for this one and the remake seemed to be somewhat of a lost cause. Luckily, I was wrong and My Bloody Valentine ended up being exactly what remakes should; an improvement of the original. It was true enough to the premise while enhancing the film immensely. It can be added to the short list of horror remakes done right, although it is just below slightly superior remakes like The Hills Have Eyes, Dawn of the Dead, and even Last House on the Left. It’s not a perfect film, but it is very compelling, has characters we can care about, and some gruesome gore.
On Valentine’s Day there was a tragic accident in Hanniger Coal Mine, killing many of the miners. The few that weren’t immediately killed by the accident were murdered by one of the miners, Harry Warden, to save all of the remaining oxygen for himself. By the time the rescuers got down in the mine, Harry is in a coma. He manages to escape after a year’s coma, killing the nurse in the hospital. He is rumored to be dead, but his body was never found. Harry sets out to get revenge on Tom Hanniger (Ackles), the owner’s son, who caused the accident in the mine.
10 years later Tom returns to the town where this all happened and he disappeared from 10 years ago, leaving his girlfriend, Sarah (King), and his family, clueless to where he had gone or whether he was even alive anymore. Tom came back to sell his now dead father’s mine. However, the pattern of the murder continues. A copycat killer seems to be around, trying to put fear of Harry Warden’s return in the heads of the townspeople. Sarah is now married to Axel (Smith), the town’s sheriff. He is having an affair with Megan (Boone), one of the worker’s at Sarah’s grocery store. However, when Tom comes back in to town, Axel is the one who becomes suspicious of Sarah and Tom. He quickly pins Tom as the murderer, even finding him near the crime scene of many of the deaths. Tom seems to know a dark secret of Axel’s as well, perhaps he is turning this all on to Tom for a reason.
The cast was great here and brought these characters alive in a way that I never expected. Jensen Ackles of Supernatural fame was very compelling and engaging as Tom. He was likeable and it seemed like the traumatic experience has simply left him misunderstood and confused. Still there was an element that was unknown to us, making it very possible that he had the capability to do what he was being accused of. Kerr Smith did well as Axel, who was the one that we didn’t want to trust. Still, Kerr did a good job of playing both the deceptive side and showing the possibility that he is the genuine one. Jaime King serves as great protagonist. Her performance as Sarah really resonates with the viewer, as she is stuck between these two sides, not knowing which to believe, or even if it is as black and white as one being guilty and the other innocent. Perhaps there is another killer altogether. Thus, she is in the same position as us as viewers. Overall, she’s a smart, strong character, yet is also your everyday girl, realistic, and someone we can root for.
The characters are a big difference in this film in comparison to the original. That was actually one of my major complaints with the first one. Well that and the massive repetition and obsession towards the evil Valentine’s Day and the demonic dances. Rather than Footloose for the horror crowd we are given more of a mystery and dramatically charged film of the same basic events. There was actually a love triangle in the first one just as there is here. However, in the first I remember thinking how pointless and shallow it was whereas here, it charges the story. This brings us back to the characters themselves, they are multi-dimensional, have personalities and problems, and actually seem like real people, thus making us care what happens to them.
If I were to have watched the 3D version I bet the fun factor might have been slightly higher as well. However, I watched it without the gimmick of the 3D effects and the film stood on its own as a quality horror film without this. I was definitely able to notice where the 3D effects would have enhanced the action and even the style of the film. Especially in the opening of the movie, the way in which the back story is conveyed to us through newspaper clippings and the media, it is portrayed in a stylistic way, a sort of swooping technique that the 3D element would most likely add to. However, even without the 3D we definitely get our fair share of fun, especially through the deaths. My Bloody Valentine is a gory good time from beginning to end, well until right before the end anyway. The film doesn’t waste any time and displays the horror and the body count with a number of detached corpses. When we are given a fake scare, it is countered with a real scare, resulting from eye gouging. Not only is there a lot of blood, but there are some semi-creative deaths. Many of the deaths include the pickax, but not in the same way every time. Many deaths include the ax going from one side of the victims body to the other or forcing the entire body through the ax. There is plenty of blood and cool kills here to keep horror fans satisfied.
My only major issue with this film is the ending. It took a psychological twist that seemed like somewhat of a cop out and like the writers were just trying to shock the audience, but in a way that wasn’t very genuine or true to the film. Also, the alternative ending on the dvd isn’t really much of an alternative ending. It is really just a very slight variation of the ending in the film, even using some of the exact same shots. The ending seems forced, which is disappointing after this film had surprised me for the better in so many ways up to this point. Still, My Bloody Valentine is one of the only horror films that has ever improved upon the original. It’s true to the original, while having a bit of creativity, brining new depth and style to the table.






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And you are a fan of the original? This is miles better in nearly every way.
Careful giving praise to Jensen, you can get jumped on by other HMFers that brand him lame WB casting because he’s on Supernatural (an excellent show few watch). I don’t care though, I dig the dude
I want to see this flick, but I had friends bitch out on me because the showing near me (us) said 3D, but when we got there, it wasn’t and they went “ah hell no, we’re not seeing this without the 3D”. Ugh. They even wanted to see it before they found out it was 3D, but pulled this crap.
SUPERNATURAL!!!!! *Shakes first*
Well screw them! I don’t watch Supernatural regularly but I do watch it from time to time. It’s a good show and there’s nothing wrong with it. HMFers just trying to stir up some trouble! And that’s lame that your friends wanted to leave after finding out it wasn’t 3D. It was awesome without it!
Fact: The casting of a Supernatural star makes a film 33% cooler
THAT SHOULD HAVE NO REFLECTION ON THE SHOW MICHAEL!! And that’s not a fact. By doing a remake they are trying to repackage something to make it as modern as possible so of course they are going to cast stars. There are plenty of other stars that get casted in horro remakes. Padelecki has been casted in horror films and remakes before Supernatural and this is Jensen’s first horror film so someone who had already been doing it and his co star who happens to be in his first and now all of a sudden this conspiracy of supernatual boys being cast in every horror film?? No it has nothing to do with that and at this point if anything it’s just coincidence.
LOL.
The show is only average and not very engaging.
That’s your opinion and that’s fine but don’t use it to fuel your hate and nonsense!
The show is excellent and very engaging!
Yes, i’m a fan of the Original…But still, the whole film was just a big waste of time. Ooohhh the pick-axe came toward me…Who cares, at least the 1st was trying something different with Slashers. Another thing (Spoilers Ahead!!!)How exactly are both “MBV” the same film? The 1st was about the jealous boyfriend trying to kill everyone, the new film was about the old boyfriend having problems, because he figured out his dad was the first Valentine Killer, then he followed in his footsteps. Two totally different films.
Yes everyone has their opinion on a film, hell there’s a fan-base to “The Item” and countless films that shouldn’t warrant a fan-base, i’m sticking with my gut, there was nothing “New” to this “New” take on the film, it was a boring piece of crap that I paid $5.50 to see.
Some just don’t appreciate the genre as much as I do…Oh well!!!
I didn’t watch the 3d version so there was no pickax coming at me. There was suspense built up and good kills. The characters in the original were just annoying and so meaningless. The characters were miles better here plus there wasn’t that stupid obsession with “evil valentines day/dances”. That was like trying to make footloose a horror movie which didn’t work at all. What was new here is that it lost all that crap and gave us realistic, compelling characters that mystery and suspense could be driven through. I didn’t like the ending so I guess I can agree on the killer.
I do appreciate the genre, which is why I expect more from it then what the original gave me. This was a great improvement. I’m not saying it was a great film, there are horror remakes (just a very few) that are better but this film did it’s job as a remake which is a very rare thing.
There still was a pick-axe going through the head of the guy toward the screen, with a eyeball at the end. A pick-axe came toward you.
What suspense? Being a true Horror fan you could guess the ending as soon as the movie began, which then ruins the whole film of any thrills left in the movie.
All characters in Horror films are ment to be brainless idiots, some are more brainless than the others, but that’s only the script written. I actually cared for some the characters in the 1st MBV. The remake I just wanted everyone dead, so I could get on with my life and day, they just didn’t have that much for me to like them. Plus a movie set up to be in a mine…they weren’t in a mine for more than 5 mins and that’s only the begining.
I appreciate them trying to change it up abit, but in my opinion it just didn’t fit. This could have been another movie altogether if they didn’t think about putting the script in a remake setting and changing a few minor things.
I’m still not seeing it, but that’s me, as stated before.
My point is that the film didn’t solely rely on objects flying in to the screen like I thought it would. And yes there was suspense, in setting up the characters, their pasts, what was going on, and leaving the possibility for several of them could have been the one responsible for what was going on. And like I said I didn’t like the ending, it seemed forced, over the top, and out of place. the plot was still around the coal mine when they werent in it and I really dont think anything would have been added by them being done there the whole movie as opposed to in the town. I was more eager for the characters in the first to die where the characters here were more like real people and I didnt want to see them die (although the deaths were fun). wait…so you’re mad b/c the characters here weren’t brainless idiots? the more developed the characters the more compelling the movie is. You should have at least enjoyed the deaths if you hated everyone in the movie so much.
I might have to have you two on the radio this week for some “Horror Crossfire”
I’m with Havok. I don’t know how anyone could call the remake characters “compelling” with a straight face. The original Harry Warden rules, not this imposter. Another garbage remake just trying to capitalize on the greatness the original name has.
I didn’t find either of the characters particularly compelling but this film was a lot more interesting than the original.
I thought that the main driving point for the argument here was that the characters were more interesting? Now that we’ve established that they weren’t and the ending was crap, we’re left with what? Arguably better death scenes and the MTV generation pace? I personally like the grittiness and simplicity of the original versus the 3D overdone shit of the remake.