Shocktillyoudrop reports that Uwe Boll is set to make a new film titled The Storm starring Lauren Holly (Dumb & Dumber) and Luke Perry (90210, king of 90s sideburns).

From http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=8658

“The Storm concerns a stranger named Silas (Perry) who emerges from a devastating storm seeking refuge with Tom (Bacic) and Gillian (Holly) on their farm. As they struggle to deal with the upheaval and disaster left in the wake of the storm, Silas may be the only one who can help Tom, Gillian and their young son survive. But as the family comes to terms with what they have lost in the storm, they are threatened by a danger that could prove even more catastrophic than the forces of nature.”

Personally, I’m curious what there is to survive after “the storm”.  Is this an apocalyptic movie?  Where the storm took out everything and now everyone’s out to use each other’s blood as fuel so they can make it on the roads?  Is the storm just a thunderstorm that washes Luke Perry to the shore and helps a farm family from a band of evil landlords trying to take the farm?  Does he help them from probing aliens on their farm that got stranded due to the storm and are wanting to take said farm family away as sex dummies?  I’m curious what the hell he has to help them survive after the storm hit…