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Posted: Fri Mar 11th, 2005 11:45 pm |
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"I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots." - Johnny Depp
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 12:11 am |
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YA!!!!!!!!
Darla: Alfalfa, this is a side of you I've never seen before!
[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla.]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
The Rascals: [singing] We are he-man woman haters/ We feed girls to alligators/ Our clubhouse burned down mighty low/ But we've got a plan to make some dough!
Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?
Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: Uh, yeah! See ya!
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I'd punish you.
Stymie: If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!
Waldo: My name is Waldo. My father works at the local oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa: Yes, and so oily!
[After putting cat litter in Alfalfa's sandwich]
Stymie: Spanky, you sure know how to make a SAND-wich!
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter!
Buckwheat: Oh don't worry, it's pretty fresh!
Buckwheat: Hey, there's my mom!
Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!
Spanky: Wood doesn't grow on trees!
Stymie: You and Alfalfa have to be friends again! You're like Ernie and Bert, Superman and Clark Kent!
Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours-- or until I scream bloody murder.
Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?
Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh!
LOAN OFFICER: What is your account..
(looks up at STYME and SPANKY)
number?
SPANKY: Uh, seven.
LOAN OFFICER: Seven?
FROGGY:Try eight.
SPANKY: eight?
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 12:15 am |
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| wam, bam, thank you mam.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 12:19 am |
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Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me?
Tatum: Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
Mark Hunter: Guess who? It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?
Hard Harry: Sometimes being young is less fun than being dead.
Mark Hunter: Being a teenager sucks. But that's the whole point. Surviving is the whole point.
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Mark: Do you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up?
... and every line from True Romance.
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crazypyro32
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 02:36 pm |
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| you are welcome crazy steve. Little Rascals rock!
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 02:45 pm |
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I'm the bad guy you always had nightmare's about,
Blame me, Blame my ass,
whatever it was, it was me!!! - Lemmy
Bon Scott - What'ed be great right now would be a huge comfortable squeshy waterbed, a women lying right next to you..........
Angus - And a huge pair of tit's in your face!!!!!!
Stand up and sing for your country,
and if you don't - FUCK YA!!!!!!! Jimi Hendrix
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 02:55 pm |
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| "How about if I give you a spoon so you can eat my ass?" -Stifler
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 04:30 pm |
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| HHEEEEEEEEERRREESS Johnny!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 03:35 pm |
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| "Ah, you dumb fuck!" -Freddy Krueger from the original FVJ script
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Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 04:29 pm |
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You see i don't want to kill you, but mr' 45 here wants to have a bloody exsplotion of a time and I can't let a good friend down.
from a script i started writing
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Wytedevil
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Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 04:32 pm |
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| After shooting man on the couch, "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" -Jules
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Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 08:14 pm |
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"Death can not stop true love. All it can do is.........delay it for a while"
~Princess Bride
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Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 09:15 pm |
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| "Bitch, you don't have a future." -The Bride
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Posted: Fri Mar 18th, 2005 06:13 pm |
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| Happy? Go fuck yourself!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18th, 2005 06:16 pm |
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| "Sometimes dead is better" -Jud- Pet Semetary Last edited on Sat Mar 19th, 2005 03:20 pm by Wytedevil
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Posted: Sat Mar 19th, 2005 03:21 pm |
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"Spawnie, how could you?" -Violator
"It was easy, you're my bitch." -Spawn
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Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2005 04:34 pm |
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"I'm a lecturer." -David
"You're a twat." -Shaun
"Yeah!" -Ed
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Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2005 04:40 pm |
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"My friends need to be punished." - Lilo and Stitch
"Everyone will suffer." - The Ring
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Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2005 04:45 pm |
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| "Faster than a bastard maniac, more powerful than a local madman, it's SuperFreddy!" -Freddy Krueger
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Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2005 05:07 pm |
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Masterbation is self improvement - Tyler durden (Fight club)
Here's to the first of the day fella's, to old D.H. Lawrence AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Nit Nit Nit Nit fu fu fu fu..........Indians - George Hanson (Easy Rider)
Last edited on Mon Mar 21st, 2005 05:08 pm by Booze man
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