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 Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 12:45 am

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"I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots." - Johnny Depp



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 Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 01:11 am

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YA!!!!!!!!





Darla: Alfalfa, this is a side of you I've never seen before!

[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla.]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

The Rascals: [singing] We are he-man woman haters/ We feed girls to alligators/ Our clubhouse burned down mighty low/ But we've got a plan to make some dough!

Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?

Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: Uh, yeah! See ya!

Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I'd punish you.
Stymie: If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!

Waldo: My name is Waldo. My father works at the local oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa: Yes, and so oily!

[After putting cat litter in Alfalfa's sandwich]
Stymie: Spanky, you sure know how to make a SAND-wich!
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter!
Buckwheat: Oh don't worry, it's pretty fresh!

Buckwheat: Hey, there's my mom!
Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!

Spanky: Wood doesn't grow on trees!

Stymie: You and Alfalfa have to be friends again! You're like Ernie and Bert, Superman and Clark Kent!

Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours-- or until I scream bloody murder.

Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?
Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh!


LOAN OFFICER: What is your account..
(looks up at STYME and SPANKY)
number?
SPANKY: Uh, seven.
LOAN OFFICER: Seven?
FROGGY:Try eight.
SPANKY: eight?



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 Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 01:15 am

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wam, bam, thank you mam.

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Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me?


Tatum: Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!

 

Mark Hunter: Guess who? It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?

 

Hard Harry: Sometimes being young is less fun than being dead.


Mark Hunter: Being a teenager sucks. But that's the whole point. Surviving is the whole point.

 

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Mark: Do you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up?


 

... and every line from True Romance.

 



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 Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 03:36 pm

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you are welcome crazy steve. Little Rascals rock!



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 Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 03:45 pm

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I'm the bad guy you always had nightmare's about,

Blame me, Blame my ass,

whatever it was, it was me!!!  -  Lemmy

 

Bon Scott - What'ed be great right now would be a huge comfortable squeshy waterbed, a women lying right next to you..........

Angus - And a huge pair of tit's in your face!!!!!!

 

Stand up and sing for your country,

and if you don't - FUCK YA!!!!!!! Jimi Hendrix



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 Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 03:55 pm

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"How about if I give you a spoon so you can eat my ass?" -Stifler



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 Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2005 05:30 pm

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HHEEEEEEEEERRREESS Johnny!!!!!!



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 Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 04:35 pm

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"Ah, you dumb fuck!" -Freddy Krueger from the original FVJ script



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You see i don't want to kill you, but mr' 45 here wants to have a bloody exsplotion of a time and I can't let a good friend down.

from a script i started writing:shame

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 Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 05:32 pm

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After shooting man on the couch, "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" -Jules



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"Death can not stop true love. All it can do is.........delay it for a while"

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 Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2005 10:15 pm

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"Bitch, you don't have a future." -The Bride



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 Posted: Fri Mar 18th, 2005 07:13 pm

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Happy? Go fuck yourself!

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"Sometimes dead is better" -Jud- Pet Semetary

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"Spawnie, how could you?" -Violator

"It was easy, you're my bitch." -Spawn



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 Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2005 05:34 pm

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"I'm a lecturer." -David

"You're a twat." -Shaun

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"My friends need to be punished." - Lilo and Stitch

"Everyone will suffer." - The Ring

 



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"Faster than a bastard maniac, more powerful than a local madman, it's SuperFreddy!" -Freddy Krueger



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 Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2005 06:07 pm

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Masterbation is self improvement - Tyler durden (Fight club)

 

Here's to the first of the day fella's, to old D.H. Lawrence  AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Nit Nit Nit Nit fu fu fu fu..........Indians - George Hanson (Easy Rider)

 

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