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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 10:35 am |
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I was reading this article about dolphins and how everyday we are communicating more and more with them. Soon, it seems, we will talk to them as equals !
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2003/jul/03/research.science/print
If man and dolphin came to have a common language so that we can talk easily to each other, would you give dolphins human rights?
- right to their own homes and ocean water
- right to their own Nation!!
- dolphin rights!! right of self determination
- right to have men convicted of murder for killing a dolphin
- right to own property (stocks, real estate)
- right to Marry HUmans and have DOLMAN BABIES!!!!!!
and so on
would you? yes/no why?Attachment: image22ie.jpg (Downloaded 61 times)
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 10:51 am |
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Oh no it's the Japanese!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikr5_QpdQpY&feature=related
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 02:21 pm |
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No.
Why? They're not human. So what if they could talk. So can parrots. Parrots don't exactly go out getting jobs where they earn and keep the money (not their masters) and thus afford to buy their own homes.
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 02:44 pm |
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No.. we already put them to work so some have jobs they already have the biggest home on the planet.. the ocean... unlimited amount of food sex and play.. Dolphins already have the perfect life.. and they don't even have to pay taxes! 
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 02:47 pm |
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Lunachick wrote:
No.. we already put them to work so some have jobs they already have the biggest home on the planet.. the ocean... unlimited amount of food sex and play.. Dolphins already have the perfect life.. and they don't even have to pay taxes!
But they don't get any of the money they work for. They're animals doing tricks, lol, and the master (a human) gets the money. Sure, some idiots may put the account in the Dolphin's name, but that idiot is also the one handling the account and playing with the money.
Of course they don't pay taxes, they don't earn money
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 02:55 pm |
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DancesWithWerewolves wrote: Lunachick wrote:
No.. we already put them to work so some have jobs they already have the biggest home on the planet.. the ocean... unlimited amount of food sex and play.. Dolphins already have the perfect life.. and they don't even have to pay taxes!
But they don't get any of the money they work for. They're animals doing tricks, lol, and the master (a human) gets the money. Sure, some idiots may put the account in the Dolphin's name, but that idiot is also the one handling the account and playing with the money.
Of course they don't pay taxes, they don't earn money Well I was trying to be as silly as the question of course they earn a pay... it's just in fish.. If I earned a pay in fish the government would want HALF of my fish... so they should have to pay up a percentage of the fish they get inreturn for their hard tricks.... heh damn free loading dolphins
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 02:56 pm |
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Lunachick wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote: Lunachick wrote:
No.. we already put them to work so some have jobs they already have the biggest home on the planet.. the ocean... unlimited amount of food sex and play.. Dolphins already have the perfect life.. and they don't even have to pay taxes!
But they don't get any of the money they work for. They're animals doing tricks, lol, and the master (a human) gets the money. Sure, some idiots may put the account in the Dolphin's name, but that idiot is also the one handling the account and playing with the money.
Of course they don't pay taxes, they don't earn money Well I was trying to be as silly as the question of course they earn a pay... it's just in fish.. If I earned a pay in fish the government would want HALF of my fish... so they should have to pay up a percentage of the fish they get inreturn for their hard tricks.... heh damn free loading dolphins
*wonders what wonderful life I would have if I earned fish instead of money. Wonder how great it would be to pay rent with a barrell of fish *
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 03:09 pm |
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you guys are right
dolphins can't be freeloaders! so they MUST do work! examples :-
- swim in power generators to make power for us humans!
- help breed and farm fish for us humans!! (this is an excellent idea!) they can be like farmers!
- we can sell them er.. er... "eco homes for dolphins"....
PERFECT!
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 03:11 pm |
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Posted: Wed Nov 4th, 2009 03:22 pm |
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DancesWithWerewolves wrote: I'm not exactly sold on the "Dolman" idea either That's like a Troma film waiting to happen. Could be where mermaids come from there have been lots of sailors lost at sea... just saying
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Posted: Fri Nov 6th, 2009 08:08 am |
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Lunachick wrote: DancesWithWerewolves wrote: I'm not exactly sold on the "Dolman" idea either That's like a Troma film waiting to happen. Could be where mermaids come from there have been lots of sailors lost at sea... just saying
Thats a new one.. seduced by dolphins..
"It swam slowly up to the ship, rubbing its long smooth body against the wood..."
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Posted: Fri Nov 6th, 2009 05:39 pm |
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tinythug420 wrote: Lunachick wrote: DancesWithWerewolves wrote: I'm not exactly sold on the "Dolman" idea either That's like a Troma film waiting to happen. Could be where mermaids come from there have been lots of sailors lost at sea... just saying
Thats a new one.. seduced by dolphins..
"It swam slowly up to the ship, rubbing its long smooth body against the wood..."
LOL  against the wood
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Posted: Fri Nov 6th, 2009 07:57 pm |
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Dolphins don't need to learn to speak, they'd still be treated better in the US than US citizens are.
They'd probably get free health care and public assistance, and live 10 to an aquarium.
Al Sharpton would accuse anyone who complains about waterlogged apartment buildings of being responsible for slavery.
Rush Limbaugh would tell his listeners that all dolphins should be shipped back to the ocean, and when it's revealed that he's secretly a dolphin himself, he'll blame the "liberal media" for reporting on the story.
Michael Moore would blame Bush, and then talk for 3 days about how the 2000 election was stolen.
Anne Coulter would write books about how liberals are to blame for the ocean being so wet, and will tell her fans that the 9/11 widows are worse than Hitler. Again.
Kanye West will interrupt her to announce that he's real happy for Hitler, and he gon' let him finish, but Vlad Tepes had one-a the best genocides of all times!
FALSE PROPHET = MODERN-DAY NOSTRODAMUS!
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Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2009 08:53 am |
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Lunachick wrote: tinythug420 wrote: Lunachick wrote: DancesWithWerewolves wrote: I'm not exactly sold on the "Dolman" idea either That's like a Troma film waiting to happen. Could be where mermaids come from there have been lots of sailors lost at sea... just saying
Thats a new one.. seduced by dolphins..
"It swam slowly up to the ship, rubbing its long smooth body against the wood..."
LOL against the wood
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Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2009 08:34 pm |
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Lunachick wrote: DancesWithWerewolves wrote: I'm not exactly sold on the "Dolman" idea either That's like a Troma film waiting to happen. Could be where mermaids come from there have been lots of sailors lost at sea... just saying
Mermaids come from Sea Cows having very human like vaginas....and sailors being VERY drunk and horny.
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