HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

[Headhunter]

Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.

[Reign in Blood]

Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.

He praises motherfuckers who cant even win a god damn game, and others that win tons and go to more Superbowls than ever, nu huh! Lunacy!

[Jason]

Is he gonna win the fucking game, you goon!

What more should he do, you faggot? He's got 400 yards and 3TDs already. My man Fitzy just outdueled him today.

[Jason]

Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.

He praises motherfuckers who cant even win a god damn game, and others that win tons and go to more Superbowls than ever, nu huh! Lunacy!

You must think Dan Marino ranks #238 all time on QB lists.

Don't question the GOAT QB evaluator, you charlatan. Get out of my sight.

[Reign in Blood]

Dan Marino sucks cocks in hell, you son of a bitch!

[Jason]

Dan Marino sucks cocks in hell, you son of a bitch!

Uh-huh.

[Jason]

Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.

You don't know what a bad QB is.
You don't know what a good QB is.

Charlatan.

[Reign in Blood]

Worst defenses on the history of earth.

[Reign in Blood]

How many gimmes and burns. Unfuckingbelievable

[showa58taro]

My playing style is unorthodox. I never go for the safe pick, which means I will never pick a team that is playing the Browns or Raiders. I'll get back to ya on my pick for Week 1.

If you really want to be useful, pick an underdog.

The Giants will beat the Jags.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! *decapitates Jason*

[showa58taro]

New Orleans

*Wipes blood off the blade, resharpens* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!! *Lops off Reigns Head, dunks it in Whisky*

[Tiggnutz]

2 out week 1 that's what I'm talking about

[showa58taro]

2 out week 1 that's what I'm talking about

Didn’t fathom until this morning how close I was to being 3.

Out of curiosity, with the Browns game, if someone picks a team and they draw is that still a beheading? Given that they technically didn’t lose. But also didn’t win.

[Tiggnutz]

2 out week 1 that's what I'm talking about

Didn’t fathom until this morning how close I was to being 3.

Out of curiosity, with the Browns game, if someone picks a team and they draw is that still a beheading? Given that they technically didn’t lose. But also didn’t win.

Don't know the answer to that

[Reign in Blood]

"If you are running or participating in an NFL Survivor Pool, there is a possibility that there will be a tie game at some point in the season. The object of a survivor pool is to correctly pick a "winning" team each week. Therefore when one of the games ends in a tie, and a participant of the pool picks either one of the teams, that participant is eliminated."

[Reign in Blood]

Since we are running our own, we could go either way, but that’s not why they call this thing bloodsport, kid.

[Jmac Attack]

Picking Detroit for tonight.

[showa58taro]

I think winner only counts.

[Headhunter]

Guaranteed winner, folks. Please refrain from cucking it up with the bullshit.

[Reign in Blood]

As I was brushing up on that rule, I also found this: “As opening weekend in the NFL can be chaotic, if you are running or participating in an NFL Survivor Pool, you will get a mulligan and not be eliminated in Week 1.”