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[Headhunter]

It’s pretty horrible luck. There were five people in the cart (probably a four seater) so it’s not gonna move very fast. No crash was going to kill anyone. Only falling off and hitting your head on a hard surface would.

[Jason]

Not to mention hitting your head in your mid-60s in general is already a potentially tragic scenario. Throw in the likelihood that alcohol was involved and it was a moving golf cart is just not good.

[Jason]

Did Tennessee finally find their guy?

[Jason]

Details emerged from Elway's agent falling off the back of the cart. Nobody had been drinking and they were following along this little convoy of other golf carts to get to the next destination and he apparently just lost his balance and landed directly on his head.

https://www.9news.com/article/sports/nf ... d7f2694ee6

[Headhunter]

Yeah I don’t buy for a second that nobody was drinking. This is just ass covering.

[Reign in Blood]

Yeah that's grade A bullshit, they were fucking hammered harder than a blacksmith convention or Johnny Bananas took that poor bastard out the back of the cart.

I mean why on earth would anybody find themselves on the back of a golf cart with Johnny fucking Bananas unless you were plastered like a cast of dry wall.

[Jason]

I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt for sure. Especially when everyone questioned said nobody had any alcohol. Perhaps they were on their way to having drinks, since they were all leaving a function and taking the golf cart to Elway's house.

[Headhunter]

The last party John Elway was sober at was sometime in the 1970s.

[Reign in Blood]

Everyone questioned? You mean Elway's closest friends and family and a bombed Johnny fucking Bananas. That's not a compromised list of witnesses at all.

Elway only got sober when he realized he was fucked worse than Vincent Vega in a felt pen factory.

[Jason]

You sound like a conspiracy theorist bruh.