(Reviewed by Slaughterhouserock) - Alright, I've been putting this one off because I really don't know what else to say besides it sucks.  This hour long romp through stupidity is a complete waste of time.  Now, the Polonia brothers(the guys who made Night Thirst), in my experience with their work, usually make a good low-budget cheesy horror film, but this time it went horribly wrong.  From the opening scene I knew this could either be extremely good or so fucking horrendous that I would hate myself for watching it.  Unfortunately, it was the later.  I would warn that there are spoilers ahead, but I doubt I could ruin this for anyone.

The film starts with some of the worst CGI on film.  It looks like something made by a computer from the 80's...seriously, this shit is bad.  The scene shows some sort of battle(I think) in which an space ship gets shot outta orbit and lands in the woods.  The stage is now set for an alien that feeds on human flesh to terrorize the countryside...

Or not.  Enter some bank robbers played by the Polonia brothers and the main guy from Night Thirst.  Not only do these guys rob the bank, but they blow it up as well.  They used old-ass footage of a building being blown up, it reminds me of a few of the scenes in Shark Attack 3: Megalodon(which everyone should watch for the greatest line in movie history) in which they used old nature channel clips for shots of sharks.  Anyways, they steal a car and head off into the woods(dun-dun-DUN!) to hide out.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that there's a woman hiking and a guy video taping the woods for some unknown reason that get killed by the alien.  So, here's where I realized it wasn't going to get better, just worse.  The alien is invisible.  Yup, you can't see it.  To show that it's there, they use some shitty computer effect that adds wavy lines onto the screen.  Ugh, it's really fucking shitty and the gore is almost non-existent.  At this point I'm saddened because this could've been good, but I guess they didn't have enough budget to actually make an alien.  Well, later I'm proved wrong so this just pisses me off that they copped out and made it invisible.  It would've been so much better if they used the, uh, "alien" they use at the end.

The next 45 minutes or so is the three bank robbers in a cabin getting paranoid.  There's not much else to say about this because nothing of interest happens at this time.

Finally, one of the guys goes off and dies, followed quickly by his brother and the other guy flees in terror(or what should have been terror, he looks more like he was tired of being in this piece of shit film and decided to high tail it outta there).  He eventually runs into the space ship and meets the alien.  Now, here's the only good part in the film.  The alien turns out to be a big floating eye with tentacles coming out of it in all directions.  It looks like it's straight out of an old 50's monster movie.  Fucking awesome.  Too bad it only has about 30 seconds of screen time.

There's nothing I can really say except don't watch this film unless you wanna see some truly boring shit.  I know if Fred reads this he'll probably run out and get a copy because I would too after reading this review.  So let me just say, you've been warned.  I give it one outta five stars.  Utter shite.