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(Reviewed by Snake-666) - Average horror but
unsatisfying. Well I personally found the film about average. The
story centres around cousins Spike (Patrick O'Bryan) and Hoax (Stephen
Geoffreys). Also in the picture is Hoax's religious nut mother Lucy (Sandy
Dennis), who wins my award for the most annoying character I've ever seen in
a movie, and that's not a good thing.
At the start of the movie Spike loses a game of poker to a gang and as a
result must give up his motorcycle. Not really seeming too bothered by it
all he phones up a number, 976-EVIL, which puts him through to some cheesy
sounding "horrorscope" service. Paying some attention to what he
hears Spike finds a way of getting the money for the gang so he isn't
required to give up his bike. Hoax, who is basically a nerd, the subject of
constant bullying also in turn phones the number and starts to hear the
twisted horrorscope's advice...
The film itself is ok. Nothing special at all, but fun in it's own little
way. O'Bryan and Geoffrey's performances were quite good, unlike the
majority of the cast. 976-Evil is badly made in my opinion. The acting is
bad and the direction is lacklustre...but lets give Rob some credit, at
least the film wasn't too bad. The major problems with the film lie in the
screenplay, acting in horror can be forgiven occasionally, and sometimes
shaky direction can actually be of benefit to horror, but the screenplay
needed to be solid and it wasn't.
The plot evolves far too quickly in some places and not near fast enough in
others. After a particular incident in the film involving fish falling from
the sky Jim Metzler is introduced as Marty, a journalist for a religious
magazine, or at least I think he was, at one point he did pass himself off
as a private investigator! Considering the rather small amount of
information Marty was given throughout the film he certainly seems to trace
the problems to the '976-EVIL' number rather quickly, this to me was a major
plot fall.
Also some characters in the film just seemed to appear, while others
disappeared for a while then came back with no explanation for their absence
or why they've chosen to suddenly show up. The whole story seems very
inconsistent on the speed at which it moves. To watch this film and fully
enjoy it I think you need to keep concentrating which unfortunately in a
film like this can be quite difficult to do now and again, but I think
that's the only way for the whole film to make sense.
All in all a quite enjoyable, yet unsatisfying horror film, don't expect too
much gore though there were some quite cool special effects and make-up and
don't expect a masterpiece. Also, as the story is rather weak don't expect
too much from that either, otherwise you will be disappointed. It's the type
of horror film I'd probably watch again on sleepless nights. |
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(Reviewed by Preppy) - Rightfully forgotten late 80s
horror film. Sheesh--what a STUPID movie! Two cousins played by
hunky Patrick O'Bryan and nerd Stephen Geoffreys get involved with a satanic
phone line (the title). O'Bryan ignores it but Geoffreys loves it. Naturally
it possesses him and he starts to kill anybody who ever picked on him.
This is Robert Englund's sole directorial movie--it's easy to see why! The
basic story line is ridiculous (a satanic phone line--come on!), the
dialogue is horrible and this moves at a snails pace (even at only 92
minutes). The makeup at the end is laughable and the "special"
effects are truly dismal. At times the story doesn't even make sense!
As for the acting--not good. O'Bryan is very handsome and has got a great
body--too bad he can't act. Geoffreys plays his role WAY too nerdy and is
even lousy when he's killing--and he was so good in "Fright Night"
four years earlier! What happened? Small wonder that he now does gay porn.
Jim Metzler appears drugged as someone investigating the strange goings on.
But worst of all is the late Sandy Dennis in her second to last role. I
THINK she's trying to be funny but she's not. She's loud, abrasive and
incredibly annoying. But she has a great introduction--she comes on screen
wearing a Bride of Frankenstein hair do!
I'm a huge horror fan and really wanted to like this (because of Robert
Englund) but I couldn't. I actually dozed off halfway through the film!
Boring and silly--a complete waste of time. I give this a 1. |
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